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Inauguration, protest march
What's the difference? Here's a chart
I've got some figures, do the maths
And sprinkle fairy dust

Rows and flows of golden showers
Snowflakes, papier mache flowers
Mash potatos like Trump Towers,
I've looked at crowds that way.

I've looked at crowds from both sides now
From up & down and still somehow
It's crowds' illusions I recall
I really don't know crowds at all


from Straight Bananas, released February 28, 2017


tags: pop Edinburgh


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Tommy Mackay Edinburgh, UK

Scottish comedy performer and editor of The Daily Reckless - the paper that sings the news.

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