Now That's What I Call SNP 56

by Tommy Mackay

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The Magnificent 56 Mhairi Black Deidre Brock Stewart Hosie Calum Kerr Ian Blackford Kirsty Blackman In Westminster, in your hair Joanna Cherry Margaret Ferrier Angela Crawley Martyn Day Neil Gray Martin Docherty Richard Arkless Patrick Grady Stuart Donaldson Hannah Bardell Philip Boswell Carol Monaghan Lisa Cameron Douglas Chapman Tasmina Ahmed-Sheikh Alex Salmond Tommy Sheppard Gie them hell, gie us a break Alan Brown Ronnie Cowan Chris Law, Callum McCaig The other opposition's clueless We got Eilidh Whiteford and Alison Thewliss Owen Thompson Michelle Thomson Peter Grant Drew Hendry Stewart McDonald - 1 and 2 John Nicolson is down there too Stephen Gethins Gavin Newlands Steven Paterson Patricia Gibson Corri Wilson Angus Robertson Natalie McGarry John McNally Philippa Whitford Anne McLaughlin Roger Mullin Mike Weir, Pete Wishart George Kerevan Paul Monaghan Chris Stephens Angus MacNeil Kirsten Oswald Brendan O'Hara Marion Fellows Keeping it real What've we got? Eh oh You lot. Magnificence.
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Mhairi Black 02:26
Mhairi Black There is a new MP and her name's Mhairi Black She's gone to Westmonster now there's no turning back Paisley and South Renfrewshire are so proud of her Because she got rid of Douglas Alexander No more will parliamentary language be RP They did not foresee the rise of the SNP If you look hard enough into the setting sun Mhairi will laugh in the face of David Cameron I see a black door with a 10 on Downing Street I see some millionaires press Ctrl Alt Delete I see Mhairi walk through the door with her degree Which she's still studying for unlike Jim Murphy I see a line of coke go up George Osborne's nose I see a young girl shout The Emperor has no clothes I see people turn their heads and quickly look away They're called shy Tories, more like shite bags I would say I want to see the Commons painted black, black as night, black as coal And Rupert's Sun blotted out. And Sky. Mhairi, Mhairi, Mhairi, Mhairi Black.
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Are you looking at Jim Murphy's hair? It has changed from mousey to white Remember studying for nine years and failing As Paul Calf would say, What a bag o shite Tell him to wear an old Scotland strip (And to run over the wonky bridge) Erse in parsley, creepy and lying (Faking crowds at his rallys and bellowing bile) Remember Dewar, Mcleish and McConnell (Wendy, Iain, Jolo) They once towed the old party line (And made New Labour New Tory-lite) Tell him to stand on crates of Irn Bru (On a busy street, megaphone optional) Erse in parsley, creepy and lying (Watch his eyes pop and veins bulge all the while) Between the pointing and all the shouting (Shouty shouty shout shout) Tony Blair his true love sublime Are you looking at Jim Murphy's hair? It has changed from mousey to white Remember him when he is forgotten As that guy who just blethered shite
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I ain't gonna work on Boris Johnston's Baby Farm no more The conditions are intolerable and my sword arm is sore King Herod is the foreman - I think it is against the law I ain't gonna work on Boris Johnston's Baby Farm no more I ain't gonna work on Boris Johnston's Baby Farm no more I am tired of hacking heads off, I'm knee deep in blood and gore Now they want to make a documentary on Channel 4 I ain't gonna work on Boris Johnston's Baby Farm no more
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released May 14, 2015

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Scottish comedy performer and editor of The Daily Reckless - the paper that sings the news.

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