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Mhairi Black

There is a new MP and her name's Mhairi Black
She's gone to Westmonster now there's no turning back
Paisley and South Renfrewshire are so proud of her
Because she got rid of Douglas Alexander

No more will parliamentary language be RP
They did not foresee the rise of the SNP
If you look hard enough into the setting sun
Mhairi will laugh in the face of David Cameron

I see a black door with a 10 on Downing Street
I see some millionaires press Ctrl Alt Delete
I see Mhairi walk through the door with her degree
Which she's still studying for unlike Jim Murphy

I see a line of coke go up George Osborne's nose
I see a young girl shout The Emperor has no clothes
I see people turn their heads and quickly look away
They're called shy Tories, more like shite bags I would say

I want to see the Commons painted black, black as night, black as coal
And Rupert's Sun blotted out. And Sky.
Mhairi, Mhairi, Mhairi, Mhairi Black.


from Now That's What I Call SNP 56, released May 14, 2015


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Tommy Mackay Edinburgh, UK

Scottish comedy performer and editor of The Daily Reckless - the paper that sings the news.

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