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Ambidextrous Men And Ambidextrous Women

from Parcel O Rogues by Tommy Mackay

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lyrics

Ambidextrous men need ambidextrous women
Everybody wins when everybody's winning
Confidence in life begins at the beginning
When ambidextrous men meet ambidextrous women

Stride with thick thighs and your eyes on the prize of adventure
Snide and you lose the advantage of time
Why cock a snook when you look like an underage pensioner
Rise using both hands, it's your turn to shine

Ambidextrous men need ambidextrous women
Nobody can sin if everybody's sinning
Nobody can sink if everybody's swimming
Like ambidextrous men and ambidextrous women

Ambidextrous men meet ambidextrous women
In pubs and launderettes, airing their dirty linen
Nobody can sin if everyone is sinning
Like ambidextrous men and ambidextrous women

Uppity dancer on the disco floor
Uppity bouncer on the disco door

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from Parcel O Rogues, released September 1, 2022

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Tommy Mackay Edinburgh, UK

Scottish comedy performer and editor of The Daily Reckless - the paper that sings the news.

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