Soshul Meeja

by Tommy Mackay

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Do you know what you're scrolling for? Is there a text or image you just can't ignore? What are you scrolling for? Do you know? Do you get what you're hopin' for Do you ever leave your phone when you're outdoors? What are you hopin' for? Social media Social media You're not supposed to make me blue Social media Social media Sometimes I really miss Yahoo Do you know where you're going to? Do you like the things your swipes are showing you Where are you scrolling to? Social media Social media Sometimes I really miss Yahoo Once we never had a timeline We chased the fantasies that filled our minds Now we can all access each other instantly But some of us can't stop doing that constantly Social media Socail media You're not supposed to make me blue
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Hey baby if you've had enough Or you're Huckleberry Hounded off Let's flounce Let's flounce Do the instagram and the facebook too Unfortunately you don't qualify for Who's Who Let's flounce Let's flounce Dramatic exits are the new goodbyes Tell the whole world then dry your eyes Let's flounce Let's flounce Do make sure to come back after a week You don't want people to think you're a freak Let's flounce Let's flounce Oh the wonderful thing about Twitter Is Twitter's a wonderful thing It's full of the twisted and bitter And people who can't even sing They're flouncy, flouncy, flouncy, flouncy Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun But the most wonderful thing about Twitter Is I am great at puns!
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Tank girl, Dugdale isn't it a pity We don't want you to contribute to the kitty This is bam hot This is bam hot Friends tell me I am crazy That I'm wasting time with you You're always online I've got an @ sign use me Don't try to abuse me Subtweet good to me It's such a sneaky move to Do the subtweet snidey sneer Subtweet good to me It's ridiculous I know to say Say it to my face When all of this reaction's Taking place in cyberspace It's a common affliction You got cyber addiction It's a jam hot take A jam hot take Subtweet good to me People always talk about reputation I don't care about your followers (Subtweet good to me) (Subtweet good to me) Friends tell me you're an abuser I don't care what you do to them Subtweet good to me Tank girl, Dugdale isn't it a pity No-one really wants you to contribute to the kitty This is bam hot This is bam hot
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Desperate for entertainment So I turn the TV on There's a Tory minister Being telt by Mhairi Black You talk shite, hen You talk a lot of shite Then I turn the twitter on Someone has an opinion They talk a lot of shite They talk a lot about shite Then I turn the facebook on Someone's been on holiday and had a lot of fun They talk a lot of shite They talk a lot about shite Then I turn on instagram Someone's taken a picture of a tram It's a lot of shite They talk a lot about shite You see them selling carpets You see them in the shops You see them on the kids programmes And they talk a lot of shite There's a roly-poly, roly-poly man He's got a yak haircut (dick, dick, dick) They talk a lot of shite You talk shite, hen You talk shite, hen You talk shite, hen
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Embedded Image Permalink Embedded Image Permalink Embedded Image Permalink Embedded Image Permalink Oh remember when twitter fell (Embedded Image Permalink) You had to talk to people, well...(Embedded Image Permalink) Telegram from 1999 (Embedded Image Permalink) We're having a fantastic time (Embedded Image Permalink) Embedded Image Permalink Embedded Image Permalink I think the computers have won (What's a computer? What's a computer?) Going back to 1951 (What's a computer? What's a computer?) The world is black and white again (What's a computer? What's a computer?) Here's your paper, here's your pen (What's a computer? What's a computer?) Eat y'self twitter Eat y'self twitter Eat y'self twitter Eat y'self twitter Productivity is down Ruby's with her love in town Do you remember Gordon Brown or the first minister's dressing gown?
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Necessary Hashtags Necessary Hashtags WhatsApp Encryption I can't stand the RAM Inside my Windows What is all this memory? The internet's a sham Oh I remember News on the BBC Google is for terror The Daily Mail said so Four hundred and four error Is that another thing That we should ban? I don't know I can't stand WhatsApp On my Windows Encryption memory I can't stand the web It's got instructions For stabbing people, see? Before the computers The oiks would just give way Oh I've got sweet sweet memories Of when the unwashed Just had nothing to say

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released March 23, 2017

cover pic: Pawel Kuczynski

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Tommy Mackay Edinburgh, UK

Scottish comedy performer and editor of The Daily Reckless - the paper that sings the news.

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