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It's Ma Pairty
02:10
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Nobody knows where Jim Murphy has gone
Jola left the same time
Why was he holding her hand
When the job became mine
It's my party, and I'll resign if I want to
Resign if I want to, resign if I want to
You'd resign too if it happened to you
Remember Donald and Henry and Jack?
There's a list as long as your arm
Stabbed in the side and the front and the back
Wendy, Iain and Johann
It's my party, and I'll resign if I want to
Resign if I want to, resign if I want to
You'd resign too if it happened to you
Jeremy Corbyn just walked through the door
Like a boss or a king
He's throwing Scottish Labour
Off the Queensferry Crossing
It's my party, and I'll resign if I want to
Resign if I want to, resign if I want to
You'd resign too if it happened to you
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2. |
Kez!
03:53
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Kez, I can almost remember the Labour Party
That time you told them that you wanted autonomy
And Kez I thought the only lonely place was in your head
Kez is your father as bold as Gordon Brewer?
Have you got a grip on the logical universe yet?
And Kez you thought John Major was a lady suffragette
Ahm Dugdale want Jez to always love me
Ahm Dugdale this mess will always bug me
Ahm Dugdale... I can't fail
And Kez d'you think that Corbyn's still unelectable yet?
Ahm Dugdale. Want Jez to always love me
Ahm Dugdale. Jim Murphy used to love me
Ahm Dugdale... I can't fail
Jez I'm behind you with dagger
And smiling face yeah
Climb on the back of this unicorn and we can fly
And Jez you thought that Johann Lamont was a little lady suffragette
Jez-Jez
And Jez you know I thought you was a little lady suffragette
Jez
A little lacky
My little lacky... yes
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3. |
Kezia Dugdale's Dad
01:55
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4. |
Bye Bye Kezia
02:02
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Bye bye Kezia, Kezia goodbye
(Bye bye Kezia)
If she'd organised the Queensferry Crossing it'd be over the River Kwai
(Bye bye Kezia)
Kezia Dugdale - or is it Keezia?
There's no way to make this easier
She once spoke to me
I don't think that she believed me
When we discussed Scottish comedy
I gave her a copy of Bam Glam
Bye bye Kezia, Kezia goodbye
(Bye bye Kezia)
Push the button, don't forget. Oh my
(Bye bye Kezia)
Bye Kezia, who'll replace you?
Maybe a highland coo?
Bye bye Kezia, Kezia goodbye
(Bye bye Kezia)
You could still change your mind
(Bye bye Kezia)
Bye bye Kezia, Kezia goodbye
(Bye bye Kezia)
Get down, Nicola, don't make her cry
(Bye bye Kezia)
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Scottish Labour
00:29
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There was a Labour, a Scottish Labour
It travelled far away from all it stood for, hey!
It went through leaders like bottom feeders
They had more line up changes than The Fall
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Tommy Mackay Edinburgh, UK
Scottish comedy performer and editor of The Daily Reckless - the paper that sings the news.
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