Kez

by Tommy Mackay

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Nobody knows where Jim Murphy has gone Jola left the same time Why was he holding her hand When the job became mine It's my party, and I'll resign if I want to Resign if I want to, resign if I want to You'd resign too if it happened to you Remember Donald and Henry and Jack? There's a list as long as your arm Stabbed in the side and the front and the back Wendy, Iain and Johann It's my party, and I'll resign if I want to Resign if I want to, resign if I want to You'd resign too if it happened to you Jeremy Corbyn just walked through the door Like a boss or a king He's throwing Scottish Labour Off the Queensferry Crossing It's my party, and I'll resign if I want to Resign if I want to, resign if I want to You'd resign too if it happened to you
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Kez! 03:53
Kez, I can almost remember the Labour Party That time you told them that you wanted autonomy And Kez I thought the only lonely place was in your head Kez is your father as bold as Gordon Brewer? Have you got a grip on the logical universe yet? And Kez you thought John Major was a lady suffragette Ahm Dugdale want Jez to always love me Ahm Dugdale this mess will always bug me Ahm Dugdale... I can't fail And Kez d'you think that Corbyn's still unelectable yet? Ahm Dugdale. Want Jez to always love me Ahm Dugdale. Jim Murphy used to love me Ahm Dugdale... I can't fail Jez I'm behind you with dagger And smiling face yeah Climb on the back of this unicorn and we can fly And Jez you thought that Johann Lamont was a little lady suffragette Jez-Jez And Jez you know I thought you was a little lady suffragette Jez A little lacky My little lacky... yes
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Bye bye Kezia, Kezia goodbye (Bye bye Kezia) If she'd organised the Queensferry Crossing it'd be over the River Kwai (Bye bye Kezia) Kezia Dugdale - or is it Keezia? There's no way to make this easier She once spoke to me I don't think that she believed me When we discussed Scottish comedy I gave her a copy of Bam Glam Bye bye Kezia, Kezia goodbye (Bye bye Kezia) Push the button, don't forget. Oh my (Bye bye Kezia) Bye Kezia, who'll replace you? Maybe a highland coo? Bye bye Kezia, Kezia goodbye (Bye bye Kezia) You could still change your mind (Bye bye Kezia) Bye bye Kezia, Kezia goodbye (Bye bye Kezia) Get down, Nicola, don't make her cry (Bye bye Kezia)
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There was a Labour, a Scottish Labour It travelled far away from all it stood for, hey! It went through leaders like bottom feeders They had more line up changes than The Fall

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released August 30, 2017

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Tommy Mackay Edinburgh, UK

Scottish comedy performer and editor of The Daily Reckless - the paper that sings the news.

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