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Reality stars directing our fate
and we're praying it's not too late

Raving psychosis and whispering kittens
Bright orange coupon and Mexican mittens
You all know what uranium is
Nuclear weapons and other bad things

Bad dudes and hombres and soft British poodles
Nuclear passwords in Sean Spicer doodles
Wild tweets that fly with fire on their wings
These are a few of my favourite things

Girls in white dresses and fluffy new fascists
Snowflakes that flutter their pussies and lashes
Sparkling teeth and fine tuned machines
These are a few of my favourite things

CNN's shite
BBC's pish
Overrated. Sad
I'm simple remember and, er, other things
And everyone else is bad


from Straight Bananas, released February 28, 2017


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Tommy Mackay Edinburgh, UK

Scottish comedy performer and editor of The Daily Reckless - the paper that sings the news.

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