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Pink Bus

They got their cheesy weasel words and they can kiss the babies
They got their laminated lanyards and they love the ladies
They will bend over backwards
They'll spin into the ground
They'll sell yer granny for an HSBC pound

They got Ed Balls
And Miliband's pus
Dinnae get me started on the Labour Pink Bus

They could be culpable and empathetic if they needed
To win pathetic headlines cos they once succeeded
In pulling wool over the gullible's eyes
They profit, they warmonger and privatise

I think they could be more obsequious and patronising
If their political broadcasts were more like advertising
Pills for constipation, get half-naked slurping coke
Everybody do the Eins Swie Drei Boak

Eins Swie Drei Boak


from Poetry and Politics, released February 26, 2015


tags: pop Edinburgh


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Tommy Mackay Edinburgh, UK

Scottish comedy performer and editor of The Daily Reckless - the paper that sings the news.

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