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Nightphubbing

from Straight Bananas by Tommy Mackay

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lyrics

Nightphubbing I'm nightphubbing
I'm what's happening
Nightphubbing I'm nightphubbing
I'm a text machine
I tweet peepee to Meryl Streepy
It's something to see
When I'm nightphubbing
Golden shower clubbing
Oh isn't it wild?

Nightphubbing I'm nightphubbing
I'm taking a crap
Nightphubbing I'm nightphubbing
....
I have tantrums, I call then Trumptons
Robert de Niro look out
Cos I'm nightphubbing
Fight! nightphubbing
Oh isn't it wild...

Nightphubbin' across the universe,
On the Starship USA - it's just gonna get worse.
Nightphubbin' across the universe,
There's no going forward, 'cause I'm stuck in reverse.

There's snowflakes on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow;
there's snowflakes on the starboard bow, starboard bow, Don.

It's news, Don, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it;
it's news, Don, but not as we know it, not as we know it, fake!

Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill;
we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men.

Yer climate change is phony physics, phony physics, phony physics;
Yer climate change is phony physics, phony physics, Don.

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from Straight Bananas, released February 28, 2017

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Tommy Mackay Edinburgh, UK

Scottish comedy performer and editor of The Daily Reckless - the paper that sings the news.

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