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Katie Price's Lunchbox Of Piss

from The Pithy Tweets Of Moran by Tommy Mackay

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lyrics

I was walking innocently down the Queen's highway
When I saw a box being thrown out a car windae
It was made of plastic and the writing on it said
'Property of Katie Price'
And a picture of The Little Mermaid

It does not get
It does not get much more worse than this
Slapped in the pus by Katie Price's lunchbox of piss

If you are caught short with no receptacle to hand
Spare a thought for Jordan and her overactive gland
It can not be easy when your bladder's fit to burst
And you have forgot to put the she-wee in your purse

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from The Pithy Tweets Of Moran, released April 25, 2014

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Tommy Mackay Edinburgh, UK

Scottish comedy performer and editor of The Daily Reckless - the paper that sings the news.

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