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Jilted Swan

from Birdwatching For Punks by Tommy Mackay

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Based on Jilted John by Jilted John

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I've been going out with a bird, her name is July
But last night she said to me when we were catching fruit flies
This is what she said
She said, 'Listen swan, I love you,
But there's this duck I fancy
I don't want to two time you
So it's the end for me and you.'

Who's this duck? I asked her.
Donald she replied
Not that puffin I said dismayed
Yes, but he's no puffin she cried.
He's more of a swan than you'll ever be.

Here we go coo, ee, caw

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from Birdwatching For Punks, released June 28, 2019

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Tommy Mackay Edinburgh, UK

Scottish comedy performer and editor of The Daily Reckless - the paper that sings the news.

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