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I Wanna Marry A Muirfield Member

from Stramash Ups by Tommy Mackay

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I want to marry a Muirfield member
And keep him company
I want to marry a Muirfield member
And be his caddy

I'll polish his wood by the light of day
And shout Fore! and maybe wahey!
I want to marry a Muirfield member
Won't that be okay?

We can go all 18 holes
And get caught in the rough
We won't invite more ladies in
Just the one's enough

I dream of playing at Muirfield, baby
And setting up his tee
I dream of playing at Muirfield
I love the 19th century

So if you want to make my dreams come true
You'll marry a Muirfield member too
We could live in Muirfield
Practicing misogyny.
Won't that be okay?



from Stramash Ups, released October 17, 2016


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Scottish comedy performer and editor of The Daily Reckless - the paper that sings the news.

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