Name: Funktionality
Duration: P00H03M59S
Description: Elspeth Murray (Born 1970). An original song of her poem 'Funktionality' once performed on stage by the woman herself with Tommy Mackay.

Funktionality

from A Reckless History Of Scottish Poetry by Tommy Mackay

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Elspeth Murray (Born 1970). An original song of her poem 'Funktionality' once performed on stage by the woman herself with Tommy Mackay.

lyrics

I wanna upload information
and do it with dash
maybe some animation
so gimme some Flash
(or some such application
you wouldn't drag to your trash)
and I want easy navigation
and a new i-book that isn't gonna crash

What I need is funk funk funk
functionality
Suited to my purse purse purse
personality
Functionality
Personality
Heavy on the funk
Easy on the purse

I've done my surfing for a peek
at some sites that are hot
while launching every week
are plenty more that are not
so now I need a geek
who can tell me what's what
so that the world can seek
my www dot

What I need is funk funk funk
functionality
Suited to my purse purse purse
personality
Functionality
Personality
Heavy on the funk
Easy on the purse

I want tech support in case of disaster
while FTP-ing some web-worthy file
I wanna connection with go faster
stripes and an ISP lifelong free trial
I want top spec soundblaster
I want capacity and style
What I need is my own webmaster
giving me service with a smile

What I need is funk funk funk
functionality
Suited to my purse purse purse
personality
Functionality
Personality
Heavy on the funk
Easy on the purse

(lyrics Copyright © Elspeth Murray, 2002, used by permission

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from A Reckless History Of Scottish Poetry, released September 23, 2022

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Tommy Mackay Edinburgh, UK

Scottish comedy performer and editor of The Daily Reckless - the paper that sings the news.

dailyreckless.com

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