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(Bonus track) NRS Hotel

from Laughtivism by Tommy Mackay

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based on Heartbreak Hotel by Elvis Presley

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The National Records of Scotland is my current prison cell
It's down the end of Princes Street opposite the Balmoral Hotel
I'm filing the births and
I'm filing the marriages
I'm filing the people who have died

The registrars in Scotland phone me up each day
To tell me they've forgotten their password, what can I say?
I say that I'm changing their password
To the word password
All lower case, thankyou, goodbye

There's more people dead than alive now
As anyone can see
With no chance of a comeback especially in this wee country
But still I say, I'm changing your password
To the word password
All lower case, thankyou, goodbye

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from Laughtivism, released March 11, 2020

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Tommy Mackay Edinburgh, UK

Scottish comedy performer and editor of The Daily Reckless - the paper that sings the news.

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