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(Bonus track) Glenrothes Thomas

from Laughtivism by Tommy Mackay

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based on Ian Dury's Billericay Dickie

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Good evening
My given name is Thomas and I come from Glenrothes
And I'm doing very well.

I used to stay in Minto Crescent
Which was not all that unpleasant
We were very effervescent
And also pre-pubescent
We would get our fun
Playing chap door run
Until somebody's mum
Kicked us squarely up the bum
So just ask Steve and Billy
How I've ended up this silly
We like a hippopotamus, I'm Glenrothes Thomas
And I'm doing very well.

We'd bus it to Kirkcaldy
And have a cheeky voddy
Which was not too shoddy
Don't tell anybody
We'd hang out at the bowling alley
And try to get pally
With Mary, Joyce and Sally
Then we would go doolally
So you ask Steve and Billy
If we sentimentally
Love our hippopotamus, I'm Glenrothes Thomas
And I'm doing very well.

You can always hit Kinglassie
Via the B921
The viaduct to Leslie
Also used to be fun

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from Laughtivism, released March 11, 2020

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Tommy Mackay Edinburgh, UK

Scottish comedy performer and editor of The Daily Reckless - the paper that sings the news.

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