If the wind is blowing, and it's usually blowing here
Never ending or it's pishing doon just like in King Lear
Or it's snowing on the mountains, on the ptarmigans and wildcats
Ptarmigan is a song by The Clash - everyone knows that
It goes 'Ptarmigan', but that's beside the point
The thing is nature lovers think these windfarms are unkind
Cos they're bird-chopping eco crucifixes of your mind!