Alsatian Strangulation

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lyrics

Long distance information give me Michael Heseltine
We have a siyuation where my dog's not feeling fine
Alsatian Strangulation is the human way
To put him out his misery and send him on his way

I know the Tory party kill the poor with a smile
I watched Margaret Thatcher suffocate a crocodile
But if it's canine choking, Tarzan is your man
He has got the cheese wire and he's got a cunning plan

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from Straight Bananas, released February 28, 2017

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tags: pop Edinburgh

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Tommy Mackay Edinburgh, UK

Scottish comedy performer and editor of The Daily Reckless - the paper that sings the news.

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